To some people (mostly men), sex is the most important thing in their lives next to food. Some people will go to any lengths to obtain sex, they’ll pay for it, they’ll beg for it and in some cases they’ll call the police, like the story in today’s paper when a 44 year old German women became frustrated after her 45 year old husband, who hasn’t slept in the same bed with her for months, refused to have sex with her, not wanting to spend another night alone with her vibrators she decided to call the cops for "assistance". According to police spokesperson Paul Kemen, "the police officials did not feel able to resolve the dispute, let alone issue any kind of official order. And because no crime or infringement could be identified, all they could do was file a report in case intervention might be required at a later date."

The article doesn’t say whether she called the police to arrest her husband for being sexually inept or rather, if she called the police because she wanted THEM to satisfy her needs (with the handcuffs and batons they even arrive equipped with their own toys), maybe she had some cop fantasy she wanted to act out, either that or she was just so horny she couldn’t wait for her an escort and knew the cops would arrive there faster.

I bet the two cops are kicking themselves for not making a move. Instead of writing a report they could have wrote into Penthouse letters.